Summertime (and the losin' is easy)

 

 (to the tune of Summertime by one of them Gershwin fellas. I could be wrong.)

 

Lyrics by Dave Zarrow

 

Performed June 11, 2000 at the Loser Olympics

 

 

Summertime, and the losin' ain't eeeeeeeeeeeeasy

Losers jugglin', I got hit in the eye,

Her ankle's sprained, and his collabone's broken

Stop whinin' little Losers, don't you cry

Then Sarah gave warning, "Wait an hour before swimmin'"

Weatherman told you, Air's so bad you might die,

You said "Screw them warnings", all you thought of was winning,

So we've got paramedics, standing by

 

Instrumental verse

 

Summertime, and the losin' ain't eeeeeeeeeeeeasy

Losers jugglin', I got hit in the eye,

Her ankle's sprained, and his collabone's broken

Stop whinin' little Losers, don't you cry

 

 

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